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Well, there was the time she hand stitched a mermaid costume to my body, and I had to hop to trick-or-treat. But I loved every minute of the insanity, and she won the contests!
1985-ish...brilliance by my mom.
Over the last 15 Halloweens, since Sam was born, I've whipped up most of our/their costumes. There were a few years where creativity and time were lacking, and I had to purchase costume pieces {gasp!}, but I was still able to pull off something thematic-ish with fun makeup and hair. 'Cause I love a theme, ya know.
2009-2013: The Mad Scientist, Igor, and Zombie - Cowboys and their pony - Mummies - Zombie Football Team - Fungus Zombie (super fun to make!), Dracula, and Grim Reaper
And then it happened.
Halloween 2014
Sam: "Mom, I just want to wear a scream mask."
Me: "I'm sorry, what? Did you say a Scream Mask?" {Tears. Runs and locks self in room.}
I'd be lying if I said I didn't beg him not to.
But I gave in. I set my son free!
Free to be the Scream Mask...in jeans. I knew this could only lead to one thing...they're all gonna want store-bought now.
Then, right before my eyes...
Halloween 2015
It had spread. My first all-store-bought-uncreative Halloween since 2002. And The Scream Mask started it all.
And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
Halloween 2016
I was officially down one trick-or-treater and my favorite holiday of the year was crashing down around me, like a thoughtless, themeless, uncreative, and random tornado. I was bewildered and posted this on Facebook at 5am the next morning.
But I was hanging in there with the other 2, clinging to the hope of next year.
Halloween 2017
This can't be happening.
The Scream Mask...in jeans emerges again. This time claiming Fulton. I know it won't be long before he shares with me that he doesn't want to trick-or-treat anymore either.
But there's one more! Hopefully, I've got a few years left with Oliver, before he utters those fateful words, "I just want to wear the Scream Mask."
In the meantime, with all creativity crushed and shattered, what's a Halloween-lovin' mom to do?
Old-School Trolls
So beware when your kids say they want to wear the Scream Mask. It's really the beginning of the end.
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